Have a Day everyone
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
Reblog if you haven’t seen Frozen
this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen
IT’S A THING IT’S REAL WE DID IT
we fucking coulson’d this shit don’t try to tell me otherwise
DOES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE HOW BIG OF A FUCKING DEAL THIS IS
I CHECKED IMDB THIS IS A REAL THING HERE
We have the power! Now we just need to remain consistent on #KevinLives
WHAT ABOUT BALTHY
WHAT ABOUT ADAM
Oh my god I just wanna work out and I haven’t for daaaaays. First I had like a torn/pulled/2309820394% done muscle in my abdomen, so for 2-3 days I had stabbing pains in my torso and now I’ve done something to my shoulder ffffffffuuuuu
"Happy birthday! Or, y’know, it would be, if you had decent tits."
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
Contrary to popular belief the “pansexuals don’t see gender” claim is wrong and completely false
We don’t only not see gender, we don’t even see people. We don’t see buildings or grass or the sky. I can’t even see my computer or the keyboard.
All pansexuals are born without eyeballs and thus develop super sonic hearing as an adaption to survive. This is a known fact.